Filmi Dialogues contributed by: Prasad Golla (golla@seas.smu.edu)

1. Mukaddar Ka Sikandar:
   "Agar sukh rahna chahtheho... tho gaam ko apna lo..."

2. Kaalia:
   "Agar ekh Maa ka doodh piyeho... tho samne aaja..."

3. "Hum eint ko eint se jawab denge..."

4. "Aagar thum nahin hothe tho
    mein kabka mara hotha..."

5. "abh mujhe kuda bhi nahin rokh saktha.."

6. "thum nahin ho tho mera kuch nahin hain"

7. "thum ho tho mujhe sabh kuch milgaya"

8. "mere daulath se nahin...
    mujhse pyar karne wala/wali chahiye"

9. "Mere akhon me dekh ke kaho _____
    mujhe sach much pyar nahin karthe"

10. Rajesh Khanna:
    "Dhoka kagaya na India?"

11. "Mein thumhare akhon me asoon nahin
     dekh saktha _____"

12. Road side Romeo:
    "Akhele Akhele kahan ja rahi ho?!"
    (Take any popular old song)

13. "Tumen maa behen nahin hai kya?"

14. "Bahoth duur se ayeho....
     jera aaram karke jana"

15. "Jab thak vo nahi martha..
     mein aaram nahin kar saktha"

16. "Saach bathavo Doctor...
     mujhe kya huva hai"

17. "Aap operation ke liya tayyar 
     kijiye Doctor sahaab...
     payse ka mein intazam karunga"

18. Hero's wife to Hero:
    "Aap do din mein ek lakh
     kahan se layenge?"

19. Hero's wife: "mere gahne(?) bechdho".

20. Helpless Hero to wife: 
         "Gam ke seva mein thumhe kuch bhi nahin
	  de sakha ____"

21. "Bagwanke gar mein dher hain...
     andher nahi..."

22. "Bagwan thumne ye kya kiya"
     or
    "Hein Raam..thumne ye kya kiya"

23. "Bagwan thume jaan lena hi hein tho
     mere jaan lelo.."

24. "Bagwan..agar mera pyar sachcha hai tho
     ise bachchavo.."

25. "Hai Bagwan...thum ithne anyay kayse
     bardash karsakthe ho"

     (Note: most of these Bagwan to character
      dialogues are one to one)